”You can ask me THREE questions.
No matter how crazy, inappropriate, or random they are.
I will answer 100% truthfully or as close to the truth as I can.

Now here's the dare.
You must put this in your journal.
See what other people will ask you.”

Lulz, I know this went around a while back, but I just had to do this.
You can ask me any question, and I'll try my hardest to be honest.
Seriously, you should take this as a good opportunity. Ask questions you're dying to know about me, and I'll answer.
This could be your one and only chance, call now and you'll receive a free nose-hair trimmer if you call within the next 8,000 years!


BUT WAIT THERES MORE

All this crap, valued at FishRasin, can be yours for the amazing deal of only five LizardRazsns!
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